Feel scary.
According to astrologer Georgina Easterbrook, aka Athenas Crystals, four zodiac signs are certified weird… seven days a week.
To the tune of the tequila sonnet “One Margarita” by CasaDi, and a serious hair kick, Easterbrook breaks down her picks for the weirdest signs under the sun.
Learn more about Easterbrook’s picks and whether your sign made the cut below.
Because Mars is our descending and ascending planet, read about your Mars sign as well. Insanity, see here for the astrological reason why Gen Z is the weirdest generation yet.
Aries is the first born sign in the zodiac, and as such, their energy is experimental, impatient, excited, and curious.
Novelty twists the nipples of this contingent, who are more likely to give it a go than ever to say no to a dare or a garden.
Ruled by Mars, the planet of action and initiation, they are correct with enthusiasm for trying something new, whether it’s a strap-on, a swinger party, cannibal play, genital mummification or cake-sitting.
Leo is ruled by the sun and motivated by a deep need to be seen and celebrated.
For Leos, it’s not sex; it is performance art.
These people will do almost anything to stand out from the crowd or earn a standing ovation for their skills. It’s an energy to choose from that lends itself easily to pushing boundaries and satisfying fantasies.
By all accounts, Leo is voted the most for masturbating to their sex tape or making a coffee table book of their top-notch nudes – looking at you, Madonna.
Virgo is the sleeper of the zodiac.
The trope of the domineering librarian arises from the duplicitous behavior of these mutable earth signs. While they may insist that their sheets have hospital corners, what they do between them is about as far from sterile as can be imagined; we’re talking all kinds of decadence, debauchery, juices, filth and freedom.
The Superfreak himself, Mr. Rick James, had Mars in Virgo.
Scorpio rules the eighth house of sex, secrets and transformation, and these people are willing to do what it takes and perform all kinds of dark, unexpected or shocking sexual acts to ensure that you blush when you remember that you faced them on your deathbed.
The person who breathed first oiled their orgasm la petite mortknown as “little death”, he had clearly just been stung by a scorpion.
Bonus: Scorpios prefer to use blackmail rather than kiss and show, making them great partners for those who want to get down.
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Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and reports irreverently on planetary configurations and their effect on each zodiac sign. Her horoscopes integrate history, poetry, pop culture and personal experience.
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